Some ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity.
- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down
- Page yourself over the intercom. Dont disguise your voice
- Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
- Put your garbage can on ur desk and label it "in"
- Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
- Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat--with a serious face
- Specify that ur drive-through order is "to go."
- As often as possible, skip rather than walk
- Don't use any punctuation
- Sing along at the opera
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems dont rhyme
- Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party cause your not in the mood
- Have ur friends address you by ur wrestling name, Rock Bottom
- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "i won! i won!"
- When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run 4 your lives, they're loose!!"
Have fun!
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